680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

hirxeth:

"You want to cry and smile, but instead you just stare and you can’t do anything.”

Palo Alto (2014) Dir. Gia Coppola

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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My waifu. ;~; 

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

klausdiemaus:

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I don’t even watch this show, but how great is it that Scott’s all “…I’m the hot girl?  OMG.  GIRLS ARE AMAZING.  AND ALL THE HOT GIRLS I KNOW ARE SO FANTASTIC GREAT CREATURES THAT ARE THE BEST.  OMG I AM A HOT GIRL!  BEST COMPARISON EVER!  EVERYONE THINKS I AM LIKE, IN LEAGUE WITH ALLISON AND LYDIA AND OTHER AWESOME GREAT WOMEN!  I need to tell my mom, she will be so proud!”

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mychems:

i prefer not to think of it as ‘september’ but rather ‘pre-october’

wake me up when pre-october ends

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES